Featured electorate: MOORE (WA) | The shovel

Location: Perth’s north-western suburbs around Joondalup

Hold by: Ian Goodenough (Liberal Party)

Margin: 11.6% (safe)

Profile: Due to a factional agreement within the Liberal Party, Ian Goodenough has been shortlisted for this seat above the most favored candidate John Fuckingperfect. Yet another example of the constant willingness of this government and this country to accept mediocrity.

Since winning Moore in 2013, his colleagues have warmly described Ian Goodenough’s performance as “adequate”, “good enough” and “ok, I guess”.

Member of the Evangelical Church, Ian Goodenough does not support same-sex marriage and has argued that children raised by same-sex couples will suffer from mental illness. If you meet Ian, better not remind him that Jesus had two dads.

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