God offer Morrison a fucking massive loss








The Almighty Father and election fixer “God” have mixed things up since the 2019 election, this time delivering a heartbreaking election defeat to Scott Morrison.

Speaking of heaven today, God said he was bored and thought it would be funny. “This guy from Morrison apparently credited me with his 2019 win, which was hilarious – I mean, like I couldn’t care less about Australian politics. I had a million other things to worry about in 2019, and that was just Neptune. Honestly, I haven’t had time to catch up on #ausvotes.








“But anyway, today I was at a rare stalemate, so I thought, why not mess around and get that marketing guy lost, just for a little fun.

“I mean, the guy is a bit of a clown from what I’ve heard. I created the earth in six days; he spends all this time constructing a photo shoot in a fighter jet so he can distract from a rape allegation in his office. I don’t think you’re going to miss him at the Aussies’.

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