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Happy January 11, America. Yes, January 11. Just a year ago today, it was also January 11th. I know, never forget it.
So why is January 11 so important? Because it’s this great man’s birthday. Yeah. Actor, stuntman, little person – RIP, Felix Silla. And if you don’t know who Mr. Silla is, that’s okay. He was often disguised as a cousin in “The Adams Family”. Yeah, I know, it was that guy.
Either way, it’s his birthday. This is why January 11 is so important to me. Another little person, although we are told that the only day that matters is January 6th.
NANCY PELOSI: What Republicans are doing across the country is truly a legislative continuation of what they did on January 6.
PELOSI ACCUSES THE REPUBLICS OF “LEGISLATIVE CONTINUATION OF WHAT THEY DID IN JANUARY. 6 ‘ON THE ELECTORAL PROJECT
Oh, so, Nan, you don’t have to worry because with the insurgencies it was a fiasco. So what the hell is she talking about? And I’m not sure it can qualify as talking – more like punctuation, and whoever did their eyebrows should be put in jail for eyebrows. They are meant to be lower than your hairline.
And why did I bet her husband’s stock goes up every time she mentions January 6th? She said, predictable like Biden’s 3:00 nap.
Now we knew the January 6th anniversary was a scam. So, in case you’re one of the gullible Republicans who thought January 6 really was about remembering, enjoy being pats. January 6 was a prop, as was Cuomo’s giant Q-Tip used to defeat political opponents and help the Democratic Party regain political foothold by changing the rules.
See, Democrats like to play politics like ugly people have sex with the lights out.
And they will use the day to prevent rather than improve the transparency of the elections.
And Liz and Adam fell in love like Biden on a broken escalator. Today, President Joe approved the change in Senate voting rules because Democrats claim it is the biggest test of American democracy since the Civil War.
But sorry, Joe. It’s not even the biggest test since Corn Pop – it’s just hyperbole. And that’s why they have to keep saying it. I mean, no one needed to convince that 9/11 was bad a year later.
For January 6, however, that – never forget – means we would all literally forget unless we made a big deal out of it every year. So now it’s January 6 every day as Republicans engage in extreme attacks on our most basic constitutional right – the vote, which is why now Joe is pushing a filibuster exclusion, which looks like a new entry to the Boston market. Kat would know. But now you see the point of the January 6 birthday.
Democrats need an emergency to change the voting rules. It’s 2020 again, and like a serial killer’s dog, the media have happily played along, joining in the hysterical messages. Yes, messaging. This is what it is about these days. Damn I wonder, is the media out of touch with people?
OLIVER DARCY: A lot of the media seems, when I watch it and travel the country, to be very disconnected from the people. If you travel the country, people don’t really live in the same bubble that it seems most of the media is sending messages to. I think that’s a problem, because if people listen to what’s going on the cable news, if we don’t send messages to the general population, you know, they just ignore it and live their lives, and we’re not really getting the information they need.
Check it out. It is a hairless action. One more egg and we could have made an omelet.
“Oh, my God,” CNN worries, “They don’t live in the same bubble as us. Americans go offline, ignore everything. They go out and talk to people. Some of them are actually smiling.”
Yeah, Americans live their lives and don’t listen to you, you monsters. And CNN just found out now, haven’t they seen their ratings? Are they too small to be seen at this point?
Also, do you really believe that this hack travels outside the bubble? I bet his idea of seeing the country takes a connecting flight to Charlotte, but that’s good news.
Mail is not working. No one is listening to CNN’s treadmill of lies, which makes sense. Consider the sources – Chris Cuomo, Don Lemon, a guy who ate human brains, a lady who eats crickets on purpose. Let’s not forget Toobin. We have been there.
And now there’s longtime CNN producer John Griffin, an alleged child trafficker who was named in a civil lawsuit alleging despicable acts of horrific sexual abuse. Between April and July 2020, Griffin reportedly invited three women and their underage daughters for the purpose of sex training – and that’s according to the latest federal indictment.
Yes, who knew CNN had its own in-house Jeffrey Epstein, and given the delay, it appears he was violating foreclosure orders as well. There is real indignation. Wonder what’s on CNN now?
CO-HTE 1: It’s ridiculous to say that we are disconnected.
CO-HTE 2: Yeah, I’m offline because my pet iguana goes to private school. Go on.
CO-HTE 1: We know what’s going on. Very well. I know what Six Flags is.
CO-HTE 2: When the year 2000 arrives, I’ll be ready.
CO-HTE 1: I tip my Guatemalan butler every time he brushes my teeth.
CO-HTE 2: Yeah, I mean, I de-adopted my 1 year old son because he couldn’t spell Green New Deal.
CO-HTE 1: And I always give a helping hand to the homeless. I mean, even in the winter when my thumb gets a little cold.
CO-HTE 2: You are an inspiration. You should be on “Good Morning America”.
Hmm. This is an interesting point.
Forgive us, CNN, if Americans really don’t want any part of your post. You scare us a bit at this point. You’re the wired version of the guy who hangs out in the playground but hasn’t brought kids, and when you ask him why he’s there he says something like, “Hey, I’ve always been fascinated. by the monkey bars. ” Oh, so you ask her, “Which child is hers?” He said, “I wish they all were.”
Maybe that’s why CNN got so wrong about Kyle Rittenhouse: because at 17, they lost interest. But it’s more than their staff. It’s their hysterical, conflict-based profit model.
January 6 was just one example. While CNN and others kept talking about their own PTSD, the rest of America was like what?
It’s the same reliable hysteria they applied to collusion, Covington, Kavanaugh. Remember the classics: That perfect phone call was worse than Watergate? Climate change means the Earth is dying in eight years. January 6 is Pearl Harbor again.
You see the disconnect between them and you, and it’s this gulf between their claims and real reality that exactly reflects the gulf between the press and the public they don’t understand. And if you listen to CNN, well, it must be America’s fault.
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Even though they were so wrong about everything from COVID to crime, the last time they were right Wolf Blitzer was just a puppy.
But, you know, maybe CNN should be thankful that no one really cares about them, because if America did, imagine what else they would find.
This article is adapted from the opening monologue by Greg Gutfeld in the January 11, 2022 edition of “Gutfeld!”